Funny – I Need New Enemies | Unisex Hoodie
Black / S
Sale price
$49.99
Regular price
$61.99
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Funny – I Need New Enemies | Unisex Hoodie
Sale price
$49.99
Regular price
$61.99
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Your enemies are getting too friendly.
Featuring the phrase "I need new enemies. The old ones keep inviting me to brunch." in a clean collegiate-style print, this hoodie is for anyone with a sharp sense of humor and a low tolerance for small talk. It's witty, a little savage, and endlessly relatable.
Made from a soft, heavy-blend fleece with a relaxed unisex fit, double-lined hood, and kangaroo pocket. Cozy enough for avoiding brunch, bold enough to say why.
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