Funny – Not Sugar, Not Spice | Unisex Crewneck
Black / S
Sale price
$39.99
Regular price
$49.99
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Funny – Not Sugar, Not Spice | Unisex Crewneck
Sale price
$39.99
Regular price
$49.99
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Not sugar. Not spice. Just sage and bad decisions.
This crewneck pairs a row of moody purple moon phases with a collegiate-style slogan for anyone who runs on intuition, incense, and questionable choices. Equal parts witchy and self-aware, it's the unofficial uniform of the friend who always has a crystal in their pocket and a story they're not proud of.
Cut from a soft, midweight fleece with a relaxed unisex fit, ribbed cuffs, and a ribbed hem. Cozy enough for couch nights, bold enough for everywhere else.
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